Here's a snippet:
As soon as I saw the hand-lettered sign propped outside a remote country store, I knew it was a bad omen for Okeechobee, and for my new book, Mama Does Time, set in down-home Florida.
I circled back in my pickup truck. Nope, I hadn't read it wrong:
Boiled P'nuts/Cappuccino.
Cappuccino?
In a spot where cowboy is used as a verb, where barbecue is a religion, and where the local high school mascot is a 1,500-pound Brahma bull named Bubba?
There goes the neighborhood . . .
And here's a picture of me, writing along the Kissimmee River near Okeechobee, which is the real-life counterpart to my made-up town of Himmarshee.